Danny G. and Lara W. discuss the dangers of faulty furniture. This episode: Death by Furniture!
Thursday, August 17, 2006
How to Build Furniture: Episode Nine
Danny G. and Lara W. use their improvisational skill to make a desk. This episode: Furniture Building as Performance Art
How to Build Furniture: Episode Ten
Danny G. and Lara W. use their mind powers to avoid carny juices. Also, Lara sings a touching rendition of Sometimes when we Hutch. This episode: Carny Juices!
How to Build Furniture: Episode Eleven
Danny G. and Lara W. lose some screws, and following the paper instructions. This episode: Following the Instructions
How to Build Furniture: Episode Twelve
Danny G. and Lara W. begin to piss each other off. This episode: Lara makes the "list" and Danny is a "genus"
How to Build Furniture: Episode Thirteen
Danny G. and Lara W. are underneath a desk. Danny just cant take it anymore! This episode: Danny Has a Meltdown
How to Build Furniture: Episode Fourteen
Danny G. and Lara W. realize there are not enough holes. They take matters into their own hands. This episode: Calling Customer Service
Monday, August 14, 2006
Munchkin Land Considered Derogatory
You know in "The Wizard of Oz" how Dorothy ends up in "Munchkin-land"? What is that about? I mean, why on earth would vertically challenged individuals actually call themselves "munchkins"? Surely, this is a term that can only be applied to a race that is vertically short IN COMPARISON to a taller race. If they had no contact with taller peoples, why would they call themselves "short"? They are not short! They are a perfectly acceptable size.
AND, assuming they did know about taller races (witches and things) why would they use such a derogatory term to describe their own civilization? Munchkinland? Smacks of Disney propoganda to me!
I really need to stop procrastinating like this.
AND, assuming they did know about taller races (witches and things) why would they use such a derogatory term to describe their own civilization? Munchkinland? Smacks of Disney propoganda to me!
I really need to stop procrastinating like this.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
How to Build Furniture: Episode One
Danny G. and Lara W. build office furniture out of a box. Watch the hilarious antics! This episode: The Danny Tornado
How to Build Furniture: Episode Two
Danny G. and Lara W. continue to build furniture. This episode: What We Learned About Foam
How to Build Furniture: Episode Four
Danny G. and Lara W. build more office furniture. This episode: Drills and Protective Head Gear
How to Build Furniture: Episode Six
This stuff is getting obscure and weird. Weirdos! This episode: So a badger and a hutch...
How to Build Furniture: Episode Seven
Danny G. and Lara W. get dangerous with office furniture. This episode: Protective Eye Gear
Sunday, August 06, 2006
The Dancing Master
There was a dance-master from Halle
whose legs were unusually small.
To make himself big
he put on a large wig,
and heels that were 8 inches tall.
Thank you
whose legs were unusually small.
To make himself big
he put on a large wig,
and heels that were 8 inches tall.
Thank you
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