Limerick for Jacob R.

There once was a drummer named Jake
with a thirst that nothing could slake.
He tried beer and fine ale,
Tequila, Champ-ale,
but 'twas more than his body could take!

Thank you.

Limerick for Me

There once was a girl with long hair
who wished she had nary a care.
Her papers weren't done,
had video none,
yet footage of tapping with flair.

By Greg M.

Limerick for Greg M.

A young physicist’s name was Gregorious;
He thought that the ballet was glorious!
He danced all day long
In his new dance belt thong,
But he found that the barre was laborious.


Thank you!

Limerick for Erin T.

Erin could do Irish dance,
with a skip and a hop and a prance.
In her white knee-high socks
she would teach all the jocks,
whose stiffness they wished to enhance!

Thank you!

Anthropological Study

Limerick for Scott M.

The dance department chair's name was Scott.
In his paycheck he got quite a lot!
He showed up for class,
Talked out of his ass,
And it turned out that he was a clot!


Thank you!

composed with help from Erin

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I lost my brains today

I woke up and they were still squishing around between my ears. They only occasionally leak out. But by the time I got to the street, they were gone! Whatever shall I do?